[size=16.002px]"I'm a modern man, a man for the millennium.
Digital and smoke-free; a diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern deconstructionist…
Politically, anatomically, and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downloaded,
I've been inputted and outsourced.
I know the upside of downsizing,
I know the downside of upgrading.
I'm a high-tech low-life.
A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bicoastal multitasker…
And I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond! [size=16.002px]I'm new wave, but I'm old school…
And my inner child is outward-bound! [size=16.002px]I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking, warm-hearted cool customer…
Voice-activated and bio-degradable.
I interface with my database,
My database is in cyberspace…
So I'm interactive, I'm hyperactive…
And from time to time, I'm radioactive! [size=16.002px]Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve…
Ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet…
Pushin' the envelope! [size=16.002px]I'm on point, on task, on message…
And off drugs!
I've got no need for coke and speed;
I've got no urge to binge and purge. [size=16.002px]I'm in the moment, on the edge…
Over the top, but under the radar.
A high-concept, low-profile,
Medium-range ballistic missionary. [size=16.002px]A street-wise smart bomb.
A top-gun bottom-feeder. [size=16.002px]I wear power ties, I tell power lies…
I take power naps, I run victory laps! [size=16.002px]I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker…
With a proactive outreach.
A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic…
Out of rehab and in denial! [size=16.002px]I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper…
A personal assistant… and a personal agenda! [size=16.002px]You can't shut me up;
You can't dumb me down.
'Cause I'm tireless… and I'm wireless!
I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers! [size=16.002px]I'm a non-believer – and an over-achiever…
Laid-back… but fashion-forward. [size=16.002px]Up-front, down-home…
Low-rent, high-maintenance. [size=16.002px]I'm super-sized, long-lasting… high-definition,
Fast-acting, oven-ready… and built to last! [size=16.002px]I'm a hands-on, foot-loose, knee-jerk head case…
Prematurely post-traumatic,
And I have a love child who sends me hate mail! [size=16.002px]But I'm feeling…
I'm feeling…
I'm feeling…
Oh, fuck it – I'll just email it to you."
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